James Miller - Family - Pet Hates

These are our pet hates, although in some cases it is rather more than that!

Anti-Gun Lobby

  

Why does anybody want to stop someone's pleasure? - That probably says it all!

 

Bank Managers

  

Except David Quick!

 

Chelsea

  

Doesn't everybody?

 

Cherie Blair

  

Is there nothing that woman can't do?

 

Chickens

  

Only Celia hates these!

 

Death Penalty

  

Should be reserved for itself!

 

George Bush

  

No comment!

 

The Independent

  

No newspaper should be that pious! However I do find I'm reading it more and more.

 

Gun Lobby

  

Why does anybody want to fire a gun?

 

Kate Moss

  

Why does she have to encourage all of those young kids to smoke from the front page of The Times?

 

Lancias

  

And those who buy them - Especially, when after the rust has broken out like zits, they still think it's a good car!

 

Letherby and Christopher

  

I think they are the worst and most coeliac unfriendly caterers in the United Kingdom. Unless of course you know better.

 

Manchester United

  

Doesn't everybody?

 

McDonalds

  

Although their milk shakes are fine!

 

Politicians

  

And especially retired ones - Would anyone in their right mind give one a permanent job?

 

Scotsmen

  

And that includes those who flash their kilts - Especially, when they're not drunk!

 

Smoking

  

Doesn't everybody? - It should be reserved for consenting adults in private only!

 

Tanks

  

And especially those that keep them as pets - Particularly when they shake your house to pieces on a Sunday afternoon!

 

Fat People

  

Those who think it is attractive to be unfit and three stone overweight - Especially if they smoke!

 

Tony Blair

  

Is there nothing that man can't do? Or won't to make sure he gets elected again!

 

Vegetarians

  

Why do they always look so thin and unhealthy?

 

William Hague

  

Enough said!