Anti-Gun Lobby |
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Why does anybody want to stop someone's pleasure? - That probably says it all! |
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Bank Managers |
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Except David Quick! |
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Chelsea |
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Doesn't everybody? |
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Cherie Blair |
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Is there nothing that woman can't do? |
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Chickens |
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Only Celia hates these! |
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Death Penalty |
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Should be reserved for itself! |
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George Bush |
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No comment! |
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The Independent |
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No newspaper should be that pious! However I do find I'm reading it more and more. |
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Gun Lobby |
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Why does anybody want to fire a gun? |
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Kate Moss |
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Why does she have to encourage all of those young kids to smoke from the front page of The Times? |
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Lancias |
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And those who buy them - Especially, when after the rust has broken out like zits, they still think it's a good car! |
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Letherby and Christopher |
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I think they are the worst and most coeliac unfriendly caterers in the United Kingdom. Unless of course you know better. |
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Manchester United |
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Doesn't everybody? |
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McDonalds |
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Although their milk shakes are fine! |
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Politicians |
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And especially retired ones - Would anyone in their right mind give one a permanent job? |
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Scotsmen |
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And that includes those who flash their kilts - Especially, when they're not drunk! |
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Smoking |
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Doesn't everybody? - It should be reserved for consenting adults in private only! |
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Tanks |
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And especially those that keep them as pets - Particularly when they shake your house to pieces on a Sunday afternoon! |
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Fat People |
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Those who think it is attractive to be unfit and three stone overweight - Especially if they smoke! |
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Tony Blair |
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Is there nothing that man can't do? Or won't to make sure he gets elected again! |
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Vegetarians |
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Why do they always look so thin and unhealthy? |
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William Hague |
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Enough said! |